It seems quite clear that the community doesn't want useless "Identify This" questions -
"Identify this song / genre / artist" - on topic?
and yet our only close reason is
Questions seeking to identify a song/sample/artist/etc need enough objective detail to be answerable. Please if possible add more detail.
as "perfectly valid" questions - whist showing almost zero effort, not even so much as an attempt to Shazam or SoundHound the track.
They do technically contain "objective detail" - they contain lots of "detail" up to & including an entire audio track... on some other site which may or may not still contain that track next year.
These questions have absolutely no value to this site whatsoever. They are noise, they bury any decent questions & make it less likely to garner repeat visitors.
So... I guess my question is - can we at least have a VTC that includes 'zero effort, zero value' so we can just bang the hammer on this garbage & hurry its eventual deletion?